Amongst a raft of other things I did today, I went in to my local bank.
There was an Asian lady waiting, not in the queue,and eventually the manager ( if that's what they are nowadays) came out to speak to her.
The Asian lady spoke with a pronounced Glaswegian accent. The gist of the conversation was that she had phoned the call centre about something - which of course was in India.
The conversation went..." An ah canna unnerstan a wurd they peeple sez."
Sic Transit Jamilla....