Saturday, June 30, 2007

" I feel I can look the East End in the face again...."

Ar last! A terrorist outrage in Glasgow!
It does, of course, have all the hallmarks of Scotland and Glasgow at it's best.
Whatever it was went off too soon, resulting in the perpetrators setting fire to themselves.
Then, when they tried to escape, the locals set about them in no uncertain manner.
And the hero, helping the police by " restraining" a man on fire ( knocked him to the ground and stamped on him.. " Just to try to put the fire out, like")... was then himself restrained by the police.
Ah, the joys. Bit like Scotland's football team. Peaks too soon, buggers up the crucial game, them gets lalldy from the locals.
And, as I say, we Scots can hold our heads up now that we are no longer being ignored by terrorists.

2 comments:

Whispering Walls said...

Had they been watching Casino Royale?

kinglear said...

Probably.Middle Ms. Lear says only in Glasgow would a bling car be used in a terrorist attack