I was taken with the statements from the various parties to do with bonuses at the Banks:
George Osborne: Banks should not misuse taxpayer support.
Vince Cable: The FSA needs to show real teeth.
Harriet Harm any man around:WE NEED MORE WOMEN BANKERS!
Not entirely sure what that would achieve, but as you know a Merchant Banker is a pejorative term for someone who is an idiot.
The other one I like is a LOMBARD: lots of money but a right Dick....