You may doubt this, but a revolutionary new practice, originated in Glasgow, is sweeping the world.
Some form of asthma tablets, when powdered, mixed with water and injected, give the same effect as heroin. How anyone could discover this is beyond me, but it is so.
It is also true that the most you can now get a prescription for is 6 - and an admonishment NOT to sell them - it appears they may be worth £15-20 each.
So you have a straight choice.
Take the six tablets orally which means you can survive the asthma attack.
Or you can inject them and not care.
Or you can do the sensible thing which is to flog them and go on an almighty binge - and not care either.