Tuesday, August 14, 2007

A perfect 1

There's a thing in the papers today about waist size (A) relative to hip size (B). Apparently if you divide A by B, and the answer is more than 1 you are heading for a heart attack.I was reading the papers this morning and suddenly found myself surounded by a metal tape measure.Much to Mrs. Lear's disgust, I am a perfect 1.
I have no idea how this could happen.I have spent years and a fortune on keeping a good Buddha-like tummy, only to discover it is relatively allowed.
I am terribly disappointed.

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