I don't use predictive text, as I have a little qwerty keyboard and I'm technologically illiterate.
So I was somewhat surprised the other day when I was informed that if you try to type in "scots" up will come "pants".
I'm not sure how that comes about, and I don't necessarily agree with it.
However, I am assured that typing "fife" - as in where Gordon Brown comes from - up will come " dire"
Actually, its not " dire" its "died". Same difference.